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Some Toys Should Come with a Warning
A few months back my wife picked up this hedgehog from Plush Puppies for our dog Ellie. If you bite its head it squeaks — can you blame it? — it grunts when you bite its hindquarters, and it even rattles when you shake it all about.
My advice to Plush Puppies? Put a warning label on your toy! Something like: Warning: After she plays with hedgehog, your dog will abandon all other toys. When you throw dear old goose, her first and favorite toy, she will look at you like you just stepped off the moon. Rabbit had a brief moment in the sun but no more. Poor mallard and pheasant never had a chance. It’s all hedgehog, all the time. I have to say I’m surprised by how much she loves it. Goose was such a natural fit, it squeaks easily — Ellie has turned carry-and-squeak into an art form — and is the sort of quarry for which retrievers were bred. The round shape of the hedgehog makes it harder for her to carry and squeak at the same time, she often has to stop and place it on the ground for a proper squeaking before continuing. And I doubt very much that a dog has ever retrieved a hedgehog in real life. But whatever it is, the hedgehog has it. |
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Trouble, 12 O’Clock High
“I see you up there little hawk and I’m sure you’re mighty hungry, but know this: you come for my hedgehog, you come for me. My name is Ellie!”
This picture is for my wife who loves Ellie’s soft, floppy ears. I forget what drew Ellie to attention, probably a bird outside or little Sam jumping onto the windowsill, but for a split second she raised her head (and ears) before resuming the serious business of squeaking her hedgehog. I love this dog. |
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Great Jumping Ellies!
A few months of Ellie's constant affections left the hedgehogs with a slobberesque sheen so my wife washed them and hung them from the bird feeders to dry. Ellie noticed their absence during the day but it wasn't until we went outside in the afternoon that she discovered where we had imprisoned her beloved friends. Ellie's not much of a jumper but desperate times call for desperate measures — she jumped over and over and over but despite grasping hedgehog just couldn't free it. Alas, from her vantage point she couldn't see the string securing hedgehog to the feeders.
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I've Seen A Picture Like This Before …
… in a documentary about great white sharks.
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Low Hanging Fruit
After many unsuccessful attempts to free hedgehog, Ellie settled in on low-hanging fruit: goose, her first toy, who was hanging near the ground. Deceptively low-hanging fruit as it turns out, as goose was tightly secured to the post, so she quickly gave up and rested to gather up strength for another run at hedgehog.
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A Question for You Ellie
You say that hedgehog loves you as evidenced by how often it stays with you, but would it stay if you weren't chomping down on its head?
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I'm Sorry Ellie, I'm Sorry!
Of course hedgehog loves you, it does it does. Please don't look at me with those sad puppy-dog eyes!
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There's My Happy Girl!
Now that's better … wait, why is hedgehog running away?
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Look Out Hedgehog, There's a New Hedgehog in Town
We bought first one hedgehog, then another, but never bothered to check if they were male or female. And so it came to pass that we now have four hedgehogs, the two adults plus two new babies.
One of the babies is stretched out like a dachshund, which is not so much a natural condition in hedgehogs as much as a result of what happens when a 70 lb. dog is constantly chomping down on your womb. The other hedgehog is normally shaped, just smaller than the adults, and is Ellie's new favorite to the point that she won't play with the others. The baby hedgehog fits more easily in her mouth, allowing her to squeak it mercilessly without interrupting her play. |
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Prodigy
We have all heard of child prodigies, young masters of piano, flute, or violin. Our five-year old prodigy is master of baby hedgehog, able to squeak out pieces of surprising length and complexity. In this case, with Christmas approaching, Ellie squeaks out a fine rendition of Joy to the World.
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